Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Name the 3 fastest means of communication?
Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
The trouble with being a good sport is, you have to loose in order to prove it.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
An optimist: A man who gets married when he’s seventy-five and then looks for a house near a school.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Divorce : Future tense of marriageJokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”. Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .. Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Father : A banker provided by nature.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught. Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
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