Sardar to Shopkeeper: Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: -Isme aur Colour Dikhao. …
A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
still digging for more.. …
Kya tum ped par chad sakte ho?
Kya sanjivni booti la sakte ho?
Kya sina cheer ke dikha sakte ho?
Nahi na..!
Beta sirf shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nahi hota!!
An ant & an elephant share a night of romance.
D next morning,d ant wakes up & d elephant is dead.
Ant: ‘Shit! One night of passion & I wil spend d rest of my life digging a grave!’
Boy: I love u
Girl: Me too
Boy: How much do u love me?
Girl: As much as u do…
Boy: U cheater! I thot u really loved me!
Someday u may lose ur hair, u may lose ur teeth, ur money n
even loose ur mind.
But 1 thing u wil nevr loose is ur good looks coz u cant
lose wat u dont have!
Thought for the day!
An ant might be small, but it can bite on ur ass…
Can you bite on it’s ass?
Never underestimate anyone!
Lady 2 her maid:
I hv a reason 2 suspect tat my hubby’s havin an affair wid his secretary.
Maid: I dont believe it! Ur jus sayin tat 2 make me jealous!
2 frnds,who hadnt seen ech othr in several yrs,met on the street.
1st: Who ru working 4 nw?
2nd: Same ppl, My wife & 4 children.
Wife: Last night I saw a dream tat u wer
sending me jewellery & clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying d bill.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Wife: U know, husband & wife arent allowed
2 be together in heaven!
Husband: Yes,i do.Tats y its called heaven!
Hey listen can i get a pic of urs?
D thng is tat i hav startd a new hobby of collecting
photographs of natural disasters !
Teacher: Y ru late?
Student: Mom & Dad wer fighting
Teacher: Dey wer fighting so ur late?
Student: One Shoe was wid Dad & d othr was wid Mom!
Man:Is thr ny way 4 long life?
Dr:Get married.
Man:Wil it help?
Dr:No,but d thot of a long life
wil nevr come 2u again!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried
or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and
bury the ash.
A lady delivered twins Suprisingly one is a
boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever
u go out network follows!
Every walk of life will contain ups and downs, flowers & thorns…
So my sincere advice to u is to “Wear slippers wherever u go..”
Interviewer: What is ur qualification?
Applicant: Sir, I am ph.d..
Interviewer: What do you mean by ph.d.?
Applicant: Passed High school with Difficulty
U r miles away from me. Still im watching ur every movements by 3 different channels
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3.Animal Planet
What did the gangster’s son tell his
dad when he failed his Examination?
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything
Q: How do u keep ur husband
from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder
“Instruction Manuals”
5 benefits of kissing
* changes taste
* lips never get dry
* burns calories
* makes face muscles strong
* relieves stress
so keep kissing !
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks,
now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order,
can u guess the full form of:
G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: r u trying to fool me,
u’ve just twisted the figure,
the answer is 6!!
Teacher: What should be in a book
to make it a bestseller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover
and no cover on the girl.
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
A baby monkey asks his father,
Father why r we so ugly ?
The father says to him,
don’t stress my son u should
see the one who is reading this!!
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
History Teacher : From where to
where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.
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